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 we used to drop lucy and walk to the store which was hella fun bc you had like
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 was having turkey and stuffing sandwiches for tea. Now? Not so much
 
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 I know
 
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 AKSTUALLY it's the burps
 
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 Cow burps?
 
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 they do have 4 stomachs
 
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 it's food going from 2 to 3 and 3 to 4
 
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 aren't their burps ridiculously loud
 
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 like ear-damagingly loud
 
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 they have time to ferment their food
 
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 it's like toilet wine, but self contained
 
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 scarcely two inches around, no more than four inches long; it has entirely
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 It was too late, Thomas had not realized what he had seen. Now Thomas must
 retreat back to alcoholism again. Depressed and now drunk Thomas decided to
 walk on the train tracks, contemplating life. He swayed back and forth in a
 drunken stupor whilst leaning off the edge of the bridge. Looking down, he
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 whether he'd actually jump off or not. Then Percy came up behind Thomas. Percy
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 head remained intact. "Goodbye" percy said, then jumped in to the depths of
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 the face of Thomas. Gordon felt anxiety in his chest and sweat drip from his
 brow. He bit his lips in nervousness. "Oh you poor thomas darling, im sorry i
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 and harder into the mouth. He thrusts so hard he shakes all the heroin
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 [@Big Bad Fish](https://kiwifarms.pl/members/27524/),  
          RAISE YOUR DONGERS           
   
   
 (           )        s            s            s  (         )   
   
   
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 (  _  )\ Mr. Fors we politely ask for the program 'Plug-Dj" to be used in this
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                                       YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD       
                                 
   
   
   
                                      YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO  
                                     
   
                     YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO
                      
   
                                       You either die a DONG, or live long
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                                              YOU ARRIVED IN THE INCORRECT
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 _"2 TON TRAIN COCK"_
 
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 can we harness his corpse to spin magnets and generate electricity
 
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 "Oh, the pretty little snotface," said he, beginning to pant, "how I'm going
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 Very laconic
 
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 [@Okkervils](https://kiwifarms.pl/members/5261/), IM DELETING YOU,
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 ![ ](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f496.png)I
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 Send this to ten other ![ ](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-
 assets@5.0/png/64/1f46a.png)Daddies![ ](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels
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 ![ ](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-
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 "Why, there's nothing to drinking weak young piss," said Curval and, calling
 Fanchon to him: "Come hither, venerable bitch, I'd slake my thirst at the very
 source." And thrusting his head between the old crone's legs, he greedily
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 Last ![ ](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-
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 ![ ](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-
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 ![  ](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f64d-
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 screening his eyes to avoid any glimpse of my cunt whereof, it appeared, he
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